Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1977. | ksoch (ksoch_) | 132.36 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 1978. | tris (tris821) | 132.32 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 1979. | anthony (antoneni) | 132.31 | 97% | 2025-08-02 |
| 1980. | Elie (eliepr0) | 132.29 | 98.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1981. | ( ಠ◡ಠ ) (dezaurdayn) | 132.29 | 99% | 2012-12-24 |
| 1982. | Topac (9topac) | 132.28 | 99% | 2012-05-26 |
| 1983. | Dongles (dongles) | 132.27 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 1984. | Puripat (fluffy_sk) | 132.26 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 1985. | ryan (dooule) | 132.25 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 1986. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 132.23 | 100% | 2025-08-13 |
| 1987. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 132.23 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 1988. | lolow (neworange999) | 132.21 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 1989. | pnsi (pnsi) | 132.20 | 98.5% | 2024-12-02 |
| 1990. | Arigatai (lsdb9742) | 132.20 | 99% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1991. | Dan (thebendoftime) | 132.20 | 97% | 2014-09-29 |
| 1992. | Shake dat Booty Gurlllll (f... | 132.19 | 99% | 2013-07-24 |
| 1993. | klo (klozig) | 132.12 | 97% | 2015-01-29 |
| 1994. | X (argos7) | 132.10 | 98% | 2025-11-19 |
| 1995. | Tim (timmyn97) | 132.10 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 1996. | lith (lithium332) | 132.10 | 95% | 2012-11-30 |
| 1997. | Cat (ardemus) | 132.09 | 100% | 2014-02-02 |
| 1998. | Devon (colemak_is_fun) | 132.08 | 97.8% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1999. | ian (ianeatscats) | 132.08 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 2000. | VM (ferdasyn) | 132.08 | 98% | 2014-05-02 |
| 2001. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 132.07 | 97.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2002. | Kelsey (lkelseyd) | 132.07 | 97% | 2012-08-15 |
| 2003. | Zariski (zariski) | 132.06 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 2004. | frohman (frohman) | 132.06 | 99% | 2012-08-31 |
| 2005. | Zach (sunjo) | 132.05 | 97% | 2013-01-04 |
| 2006. | No quitting (no_quitting) | 132.03 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |