I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8765. | Haley (hkrause2) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 8766. | lhpc (lhpc) | 89.45 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8767. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 89.45 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8768. | Stella (hushedamethyst) | 89.44 | 97% | 2025-06-27 |
| 8769. | Nonstoplink (nonstoplink2) | 89.43 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8770. | w (ohmygod__) | 89.43 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8771. | Juliann (shopify) | 89.43 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8772. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8773. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8774. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8775. | Mike (faze_mikel1terus) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8776. | Minseok (devani10) | 89.42 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8777. | T^T (asylumchess) | 89.42 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8778. | Shanell (sreid01) | 89.42 | 95% | 2015-11-20 |
| 8779. | Theodore (theo52) | 89.41 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8780. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 89.41 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
| 8781. | klima7 (klima7) | 89.40 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 8782. | Cole (soufmadexoxo) | 89.40 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 8783. | old (oldjust101) | 89.40 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 8784. | Jack (user85793) | 89.39 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8785. | Memat (memat) | 89.39 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 8786. | Tmo (zvblast) | 89.39 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 8787. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 89.39 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8788. | Leena (leena1445) | 89.38 | 98.2% | 2024-10-18 |
| 8789. | Fisteknez (RIP Byron) (fist... | 89.38 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 8790. | patrick (pbuzzy) | 89.38 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 8791. | Swens (swens) | 89.38 | 98.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8792. | Ishraq (narutouzumaki16071) | 89.38 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8793. | strmor2 (strmor2) | 89.38 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 8794. | m (spicybwc) | 89.38 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |