As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18973. | Professor (fan_professor) | 63.28 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
18974. | Sophie (fluffyjade) | 63.28 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
18975. | phunker (kipkandorie) | 63.28 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
18976. | SUdeep (sud1201) | 63.28 | 93% | 2016-03-14 |
18977. | Steve (ijustwanttotype) | 63.28 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
18978. | joker (co_y) | 63.28 | 99% | 2015-09-03 |
18979. | Robert (robert_odrowaz) | 63.28 | 94% | 2021-09-04 |
18980. | ok (banadagril) | 63.28 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
18981. | Mateusz (ccre) | 63.28 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
18982. | ollybollydisco (ollybollydi... | 63.27 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
18983. | Jump (fenzoid) | 63.27 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
18984. | Ryan (lawlessstl) | 63.27 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
18985. | Arthur (sylverphoenix) | 63.27 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
18986. | Jordan (jordanhochstetler) | 63.27 | 95% | 2016-04-22 |
18987. | OmNommy (_omnommy) | 63.26 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
18988. | Lej (ljnsc) | 63.26 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
18989. | Shamad (shamad_1) | 63.25 | 97% | 2022-12-24 |
18990. | Phindoll (philosopher_phun) | 63.25 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
18991. | squimf (ted59) | 63.25 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
18992. | bogo (bogo10) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
18993. | amine (amichet) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
18994. | Gintoki (ginnoji) | 63.25 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
18995. | Oscar (oscrrmrz) | 63.25 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
18996. | Gonzalo (chasgracias) | 63.25 | 92% | 2015-07-18 |
18997. | klerigado (klerigado) | 63.25 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
18998. | cheayeo (cheayeo) | 63.24 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
18999. | Clairvoir (clairvoir) | 63.24 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
19000. | Eric (mainsterr) | 63.24 | 94% | 2021-11-23 |
19001. | NL (leidytypes) | 63.24 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
19002. | Tobi (fastestflash) | 63.24 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |