And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19910. | nzwi (nzwi) | 78.93 | 98% | 2016-03-18 |
| 19911. | Ian (manwichqt) | 78.93 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 19912. | fake (fasterthanc) | 78.93 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
| 19913. | flexr (flexr) | 78.92 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 19914. | Nirvik (chimpboy) | 78.92 | 97.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 19915. | Philip (neodestro734) | 78.92 | 95% | 2014-04-28 |
| 19916. | Jack (trongnghia4849) | 78.92 | 99% | 2018-09-30 |
| 19917. | Rupashri (cookies_171) | 78.92 | 99% | 2013-09-22 |
| 19918. | Lennart (lennartack) | 78.92 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 19919. | Thomas (tmsopogi) | 78.91 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 19920. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 78.91 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
| 19921. | Steven (mercatres) | 78.91 | 96% | 2016-01-19 |
| 19922. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 78.91 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 19923. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 19924. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 78.90 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19925. | elazer (elazer) | 78.90 | 98% | 2015-04-02 |
| 19926. | Mario (duckblack) | 78.89 | 96.8% | 2023-07-11 |
| 19927. | stozek (stzz) | 78.89 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 19928. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 78.89 | 99% | 2017-06-04 |
| 19929. | Muhamad Luthfie (wvhiegt) | 78.89 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
| 19930. | Carit (kleptor) | 78.89 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
| 19931. | D (d_4biden1) | 78.89 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 19932. | Adoooul (adoooul) | 78.88 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 19933. | Nathan (nathanator64) | 78.88 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 19934. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 78.88 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 19935. | Leone (hungabunga) | 78.88 | 93% | 2012-03-12 |
| 19936. | Simon (simonlindholm) | 78.87 | 95% | 2012-05-10 |
| 19937. | tstats[ssohrab] (ssohrab) | 78.87 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 19938. | Christian (bacrown) | 78.87 | 89% | 2013-07-15 |
| 19939. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |