So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26656. | Tuyen (tuyennt010989) | 58.30 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 26657. | xEvanH (incred) | 58.30 | 91% | 2012-06-11 |
| 26658. | (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (vuvule) | 58.30 | 93% | 2013-06-11 |
| 26659. | David (damnitdave) | 58.29 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
| 26660. | Ben (benlvn) | 58.29 | 91% | 2013-08-17 |
| 26661. | Bedda (bedda) | 58.29 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 26662. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 58.29 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 26663. | Last (galya_88) | 58.29 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 26664. | Minh (murungru) | 58.29 | 93% | 2013-09-01 |
| 26665. | hekima (ashery) | 58.29 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 26666. | Mark (mark19850124) | 58.29 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 26667. | vamsi (vamsi8008@gmail.com) | 58.29 | 92% | 2015-01-03 |
| 26668. | Alex (tmpd) | 58.29 | 95% | 2012-04-05 |
| 26669. | Garry (singhsaini) | 58.29 | 98% | 2015-05-08 |
| 26670. | Willy (quickstep) | 58.29 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 26671. | Eric (d_m_t) | 58.29 | 93% | 2016-03-22 |
| 26672. | Jacques (jacques_chirac) | 58.28 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 26673. | Alex (a_fifus) | 58.28 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 26674. | klein (klein) | 58.28 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 26675. | Homer (aerowang) | 58.28 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
| 26676. | Michelle (michellelhay) | 58.27 | 94% | 2014-03-18 |
| 26677. | Kevin (kevinlutz) | 58.26 | 84% | 2017-01-25 |
| 26678. | Flipcrazy (flipcrazy) | 58.26 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 26679. | abert (abert18) | 58.26 | 95% | 2014-01-24 |
| 26680. | A (lvorg) | 58.26 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 26681. | ABCD (x007) | 58.26 | 95% | 2016-12-13 |
| 26682. | Rym (ryym) | 58.26 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 26683. | Ahmad (aawwad172) | 58.25 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 26684. | Scott (ss1088) | 58.25 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 26685. | joshi (vremox) | 58.25 | 88% | 2014-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |