As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24959. | Jonas Paul (zamurai) | 46.35 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 24960. | jostakhun (jostakhun) | 46.34 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 24961. | Ashtonanity (akirahuh) | 46.32 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 24962. | David (daveg64) | 46.32 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 24963. | Abde (ghanou_gamer) | 46.32 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 24964. | Michael (michaelw32) | 46.32 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 24965. | Melissa (melgg) | 46.31 | 92% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24966. | BRUH (eppepen) | 46.30 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 24967. | kenyer (k3nyir) | 46.30 | 94% | 2023-05-25 |
| 24968. | Chum (alexsalgadojr) | 46.30 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 24969. | ahmed (ahmed_mohamed775) | 46.30 | 93% | 2020-06-07 |
| 24970. | sholdman (sholdman) | 46.30 | 94% | 2015-05-28 |
| 24971. | Muhammad (dridrees) | 46.30 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 24972. | The (mrperfectionista) | 46.29 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 24973. | Ocean (teaoni_on_mints) | 46.29 | 93% | 2019-01-10 |
| 24974. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 46.29 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 24975. | Albert (cheezad) | 46.28 | 93% | 2021-07-29 |
| 24976. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 46.28 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 24977. | Kriz (not_a_typist) | 46.27 | 95% | 2020-04-16 |
| 24978. | Sarah (sarah_bear) | 46.27 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24979. | kenny (kenny__) | 46.27 | 89% | 2015-08-01 |
| 24980. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 46.26 | 85% | 2016-09-20 |
| 24981. | Dave (cunners123) | 46.26 | 90% | 2015-04-07 |
| 24982. | Bobby (bobleo732) | 46.26 | 92% | 2015-07-28 |
| 24983. | Sya (happycrxss) | 46.25 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 24984. | Dusk (qabir87) | 46.25 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 24985. | Sam (samparish) | 46.25 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 24986. | 03438547665 (0343) | 46.25 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
| 24987. | Devone (dev1young) | 46.24 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 24988. | Darren (genghiskhan) | 46.23 | 92% | 2015-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |