So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15284. | lookie (lukeritos) | 75.91 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 15285. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 75.91 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 15286. | Anthony (an1hony) | 75.91 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
| 15287. | First (chadmaz) | 75.90 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15288. | Jason (mihribenari) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15289. | Avinash (avi0308) | 75.89 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 15290. | Damien (taudy) | 75.88 | 91% | 2016-08-06 |
| 15291. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 75.88 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15292. | msm (mousamlimbu) | 75.88 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 15293. | Logan (infinitey) | 75.88 | 91% | 2013-05-28 |
| 15294. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 75.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 15295. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 75.88 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 15296. | Brian (bahlur) | 75.88 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 15297. | Dan (danomate) | 75.88 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
| 15298. | lammi (lamie) | 75.88 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
| 15299. | House V (housev) | 75.88 | 97% | 2015-02-28 |
| 15300. | Rachel (rffree) | 75.87 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 15301. | Victor (kizamui) | 75.87 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15302. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 15303. | oualda (oualda) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 15304. | obh (_r_s_) | 75.87 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 15305. | Taylor (taylorx) | 75.87 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 15306. | Alex (atduffaut) | 75.86 | 95.6% | 2023-06-05 |
| 15307. | Kris (xkruz) | 75.86 | 94% | 2013-03-19 |
| 15308. | Jotaro (udetha) | 75.86 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 15309. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 15310. | Santiago (forero) | 75.85 | 96.4% | 2023-06-30 |
| 15311. | James (verysoftpillows) | 75.85 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 15312. | Joshua (tophu) | 75.85 | 88% | 2013-09-16 |
| 15313. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 75.85 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |