The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22508. | Rea (rlst) | 67.92 | 96% | 2015-06-02 |
| 22509. | Minah (minah) | 67.92 | 89% | 2014-06-13 |
| 22510. | Lazy (lazydepression) | 67.91 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 22511. | Ben (linnydude3347) | 67.91 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 22512. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 67.91 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 22513. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 67.91 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 22514. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 67.91 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 22515. | Ademir (dzokej) | 67.91 | 91% | 2015-02-24 |
| 22516. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 67.91 | 91% | 2016-10-28 |
| 22517. | Hugo (hugoprotato) | 67.90 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 22518. | Cody (kaibigan) | 67.90 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 22519. | Sargis (sargispro) | 67.90 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 22520. | ๐ฃ_๐_๐ฉ_๐ง_๐ค (r... | 67.90 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 22521. | LucHa (lucha) | 67.90 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 22522. | Marek (maruszyn) | 67.90 | 88% | 2016-01-17 |
| 22523. | agent (agentcombo) | 67.90 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 22524. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 67.89 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 22525. | themztr (themztr) | 67.89 | 96.3% | 2023-06-10 |
| 22526. | Soรณs (pbaalt) | 67.89 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 22527. | Teeratat (kiwi2002) | 67.89 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 22528. | \-vVv-/ (john_e) | 67.89 | 96% | 2012-08-05 |
| 22529. | Pankaj Delhi (rockspk) | 67.88 | 87% | 2016-04-03 |
| 22530. | Cliff (dermeister) | 67.88 | 91% | 2011-06-16 |
| 22531. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 67.88 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 22532. | Joe (jhodgejdh) | 67.87 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 22533. | Lebo (lebo) | 67.87 | 92% | 2012-03-30 |
| 22534. | Florian (bflorian) | 67.87 | 95% | 2012-08-03 |
| 22535. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 67.87 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 22536. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 67.87 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 22537. | tstats[sneakyturtle333634] ... | 67.86 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |