Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2805. | Kevin (kjax) | 72.60 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2806. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 72.60 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 2807. | rugbyBREAD (rugbybread4free) | 72.59 | 98% | 2018-01-07 |
| 2808. | Caroline (themightyjagrafess) | 72.58 | 99% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2809. | Max (thebucketman) | 72.57 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2810. | Imme (immevdb) | 72.57 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 2811. | Joe (afromonkey) | 72.56 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2812. | (altrocality) | 72.56 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2813. | Freedom (employ) | 72.56 | 99% | 2017-08-21 |
| 2814. | tipper (tipperjones) | 72.56 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2815. | Alec (ahhhhhlec) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2816. | Nghia (lkg1221) | 72.54 | 99% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2817. | cruise control (terminator_... | 72.53 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 2818. | dude (udead1) | 72.52 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2819. | Jimmy (jimbobicle) | 72.51 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2820. | Dovi (imacat) | 72.51 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2821. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 72.49 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 2822. | Papa (papabear88) | 72.49 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2823. | Alec (1lec) | 72.46 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2824. | V (p3rplexed) | 72.45 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2825. | AgentChili (robertphd) | 72.44 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 2826. | Drei (johnandredeleon) | 72.43 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 2827. | Co (pixma) | 72.43 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 2828. | cj (mp7maniac) | 72.42 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 2829. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 72.41 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 2830. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 72.40 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 2831. | Andrej (apalias) | 72.38 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2832. | ed72 (ed72) | 72.38 | 99% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2833. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 72.37 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 2834. | Daniel (diamondsandrain) | 72.36 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |