And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7680. | Tchaikovsky (tchaikovsky14) | 103.52 | 94% | 2012-05-24 |
| 7681. | Adrian (adikid89) | 103.51 | 98% | 2014-04-20 |
| 7682. | hellool (hellool) | 103.51 | 95% | 2017-03-03 |
| 7683. | Jaymee (notsogreat) | 103.50 | 95% | 2015-11-14 |
| 7684. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 103.50 | 97% | 2016-02-23 |
| 7685. | Alexander (sysmatix) | 103.50 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 7686. | Caddar (caddar) | 103.49 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 7687. | Darrive (darrive) | 103.49 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 7688. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 103.49 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 7689. | Rohan (rohan93) | 103.49 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 7690. | Julian (julianstanley) | 103.48 | 94% | 2016-12-03 |
| 7691. | Bekah (goddessbekah) | 103.48 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 7692. | eijfiiie (_this_is_sparta) | 103.48 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 7693. | foo (fool96) | 103.48 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 7694. | Linh VED (linhtruong) | 103.48 | 95% | 2011-12-10 |
| 7695. | Hello (helloworld) | 103.48 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 7696. | James (squigglejoe) | 103.47 | 98% | 2011-09-05 |
| 7697. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 103.47 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7698. | Guangyuan (gychen) | 103.47 | 97% | 2017-01-30 |
| 7699. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 103.47 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 7700. | falsz (falsz) | 103.47 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 7701. | juen (thrids) | 103.47 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 7702. | Amy (llongamy) | 103.47 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 7703. | Jung (hannumberone) | 103.47 | 95% | 2014-03-08 |
| 7704. | Markus (markustelser) | 103.46 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 7705. | Carp (carp) | 103.46 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 7706. | K (llsckmg) | 103.46 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 7707. | Vince (novaveteran) | 103.45 | 100% | 2013-08-19 |
| 7708. | Will (wtd2) | 103.45 | 96% | 2014-08-26 |
| 7709. | Ricky (rickster88) | 103.45 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |