Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3293. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.19 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3294. | Heisenberg (heisenberg11119) | 72.18 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3295. | Jake (jake221) | 72.18 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3296. | big (dingerlol) | 72.16 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3297. | Joe (cyber_race) | 72.14 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3298. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 3299. | Tu-Ann (tuann2006) | 72.14 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3300. | Joy (joy_1) | 72.14 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3301. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 72.14 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 3302. | . (thejurgenman) | 72.11 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 3303. | Matt (cluelesss) | 72.11 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 3304. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 72.10 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 3305. | iHeroTR (iherotr) | 72.09 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3306. | Speedy (fwz187) | 72.09 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3307. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 72.09 | 99% | 2019-06-11 |
| 3308. | Michael (michaelhau) | 72.09 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3309. | Lazar (lazap) | 72.08 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3310. | Tee (kitkatman) | 72.08 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3311. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 72.07 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 3312. | Snoody (snoody) | 72.06 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 3313. | ehe (aeronsic) | 72.05 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 3314. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 72.04 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3315. | serdna (serdnerd) | 72.02 | 94% | 2020-08-13 |
| 3316. | Eugene (rawners) | 72.02 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3317. | Elvis (elvisacool) | 72.01 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 3318. | 131251 (mcumento) | 72.01 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 3319. | Said (surrenderordie) | 72.01 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3320. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 72.01 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3321. | Hal (halwood) | 72.00 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3322. | Marci (marci1233) | 72.00 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |