I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14175. | Syed Muhammad Ali (syedali346) | 79.33 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 14176. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 79.33 | 99% | 2020-04-08 |
| 14177. | Bruce (weishihaoniubi) | 79.32 | 93.5% | 2024-05-22 |
| 14178. | Mohamed (m_bakr) | 79.32 | 95.6% | 2024-12-01 |
| 14179. | Matt (mattyice445) | 79.32 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 14180. | gevale (shachar126) | 79.32 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 14181. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 79.32 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 14182. | Lewis (lewos) | 79.32 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 14183. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 79.32 | 100% | 2019-09-27 |
| 14184. | Joshua (polished) | 79.32 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14185. | Devlows (devlowork) | 79.31 | 100% | 2022-02-22 |
| 14186. | Alex (p08r) | 79.31 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14187. | Adam (dorfinator) | 79.31 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 14188. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 79.30 | 99.4% | 2023-08-13 |
| 14189. | Kevin (keveno123) | 79.30 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14190. | Gurra (halogurra) | 79.30 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14191. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 79.29 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14192. | Armorr (armorr2k) | 79.28 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14193. | Yan (electroyan) | 79.28 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 14194. | Oliver (oliverfd) | 79.27 | 96% | 2025-05-25 |
| 14195. | Narasimha Nadh (nadh_7) | 79.27 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 14196. | Zara Valdez (zara_valdez) | 79.27 | 94% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14197. | Tasman (t4sm4n) | 79.27 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14198. | Steven (ste900811) | 79.26 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 14199. | Le Minh Duong Ha (haleminhd... | 79.26 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14200. | Notorious (neodivin) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 14201. | Toby (cloudwolf808) | 79.25 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 14202. | Per (perlydersen) | 79.25 | 99% | 2021-12-30 |
| 14203. | moahamed (mkamed) | 79.25 | 95.4% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14204. | Aayush (_raiden_) | 79.24 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |