So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20798. | dmak (dmak) | 67.30 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 20799. | Margaret (maggiet_2020) | 67.29 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 20800. | Jonah (workman04) | 67.29 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 20801. | Jakob (mrjakob) | 67.29 | 96% | 2012-09-28 |
| 20802. | ShockBaaz (shockbass) | 67.29 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 20803. | ViktorT (vitr_88) | 67.29 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
| 20804. | luffy (luffy04) | 67.28 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 20805. | kaiyrkhan (kair011a_) | 67.28 | 95% | 2022-11-28 |
| 20806. | Tyler (tylerjean) | 67.28 | 91% | 2014-04-27 |
| 20807. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 67.28 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 20808. | John (slappy116) | 67.28 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 20809. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 67.28 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 20810. | sxc1978 (sxc1978) | 67.28 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| 20811. | Matt (beano15) | 67.27 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 20812. | Deshant (djtype2124) | 67.27 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 20813. | Paul (handel1) | 67.27 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
| 20814. | Edson (edson_lemus) | 67.26 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 20815. | nope (nopeywopey) | 67.26 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20816. | Izzy (izzypistilli) | 67.26 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 20817. | Ross (rosstafaria) | 67.26 | 95% | 2013-10-17 |
| 20818. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 67.26 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 20819. | Vasil (vasito123) | 67.26 | 95% | 2021-06-23 |
| 20820. | Cliff (dermeister) | 67.26 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 20821. | Goddesen (goddesen) | 67.26 | 89% | 2015-02-07 |
| 20822. | jed (jedhurricane) | 67.26 | 97% | 2016-07-16 |
| 20823. | Sam (samazing0831) | 67.25 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 20824. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 67.25 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 20825. | dino (dinoxz) | 67.25 | 93% | 2023-01-28 |
| 20826. | j (hanjam) | 67.25 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 20827. | Blake (eclypse750) | 67.25 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |