So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35430. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 40.14 | 84% | 2016-04-16 |
| 35431. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 40.14 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 35432. | Anonymo (ariqnr9) | 40.13 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 35433. | J. Dong (likelihood) | 40.13 | 93.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 35434. | Alessandro (caccoso) | 40.12 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 35435. | Sona (sonaa) | 40.11 | 89% | 2015-09-30 |
| 35436. | Zor (zor365) | 40.11 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 35437. | Preso (preso) | 40.11 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 35438. | Anoop (ajoy) | 40.11 | 82% | 2011-12-16 |
| 35439. | Aceee (aceee67) | 40.09 | 93% | 2023-09-29 |
| 35440. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 40.08 | 95% | 2023-02-23 |
| 35441. | mohamed (mhamed27) | 40.08 | 94% | 2023-02-02 |
| 35442. | emma (emmali) | 40.08 | 96% | 2011-05-27 |
| 35443. | Rajat (rajattiwari24) | 40.08 | 88% | 2013-06-11 |
| 35444. | Owl (owlcity) | 40.08 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 35445. | Senketsu (uenoyama) | 40.06 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 35446. | kisaimi_dsrx (kisaimi_dsrx) | 40.05 | 91% | 2012-10-08 |
| 35447. | Bence (underyx) | 40.04 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 35448. | Cuong (cuongle1911) | 40.04 | 86% | 2014-05-03 |
| 35449. | Kaled (kaledi03) | 40.03 | 94.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 35450. | mohan (mohan8493810201) | 40.03 | 91% | 2014-05-23 |
| 35451. | Joesanie (joesanie) | 40.03 | 99% | 2016-05-25 |
| 35452. | Donald (rashid_n) | 40.02 | 91% | 2016-09-29 |
| 35453. | Collins (princey) | 40.02 | 93% | 2016-05-05 |
| 35454. | shubh (shubh01) | 40.01 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 35455. | elo2cx (elo2cx) | 40.00 | 93.7% | 2023-07-09 |
| 35456. | kent (kently) | 40.00 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 35457. | shinigamice (yakh) | 40.00 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 35458. | Pam (pdeabanico@yahoo.com) | 40.00 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 35459. | Raja (rajatype) | 39.99 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |