As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23965. | Sev7n (sev7nte3n) | 50.04 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 23966. | Miguel (miguel122113) | 50.03 | 95% | 2018-09-26 |
| 23967. | arif (arifanzz) | 50.03 | 95% | 2020-03-21 |
| 23968. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 50.03 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 23969. | Red (redowldk) | 50.03 | 89% | 2016-06-20 |
| 23970. | Shaun (afqro) | 50.02 | 93% | 2021-09-23 |
| 23971. | Hamid (fact_fiction) | 50.02 | 89% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23972. | Ng (lookol) | 50.02 | 87% | 2016-03-19 |
| 23973. | Alex (crotalo) | 50.01 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 23974. | John (copticj) | 50.01 | 98.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 23975. | C:\cmd (geodev) | 50.01 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 23976. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 50.00 | 94% | 2021-08-03 |
| 23977. | Neshad (neshad) | 50.00 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 23978. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 50.00 | 90% | 2016-08-10 |
| 23979. | Helixsa (siam33162) | 49.99 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 23980. | Akkibaba (akkibaba) | 49.99 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 23981. | Santosh (wow123__) | 49.98 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 23982. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 49.98 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 23983. | Aadil (aadee) | 49.98 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 23984. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 49.98 | 93% | 2017-01-30 |
| 23985. | Road to 90 wpm (qimichanga) | 49.95 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 23986. | kayg (miryokucolemakdh) | 49.95 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 23987. | ronnie (ronnie0sullivan) | 49.95 | 95% | 2022-08-17 |
| 23988. | freebv (freebiesv) | 49.95 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 23989. | Roger (roger670) | 49.95 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23990. | valerie (plugwalkval) | 49.94 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 23991. | David (davand88) | 49.94 | 91% | 2017-05-27 |
| 23992. | Sahil (sahil_123) | 49.93 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 23993. | Mike (mikereze) | 49.92 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 23994. | Firoz (shakespeare101) | 49.92 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |