The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24401. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 64.94 | 95% | 2018-01-19 |
| 24402. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 64.94 | 95% | 2015-05-29 |
| 24403. | Amit (pyroboy) | 64.94 | 96% | 2015-05-17 |
| 24404. | morpeth (morpeth) | 64.94 | 90% | 2012-08-29 |
| 24405. | nothim (notperseus) | 64.93 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 24406. | Long (longnguyenvu) | 64.93 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 24407. | Sigma (mrsigma) | 64.93 | 94% | 2011-08-30 |
| 24408. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 64.93 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
| 24409. | Fufi (fufi25) | 64.93 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 24410. | Le (badragon) | 64.93 | 97% | 2012-04-29 |
| 24411. | Joseph (heavybarrel) | 64.92 | 91% | 2015-02-23 |
| 24412. | Helia (helia77) | 64.92 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 24413. | insomnia (dftkev) | 64.92 | 89% | 2016-07-13 |
| 24414. | sss (1whiteblack1) | 64.92 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 24415. | Sujit (sujit2000) | 64.92 | 94.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24416. | Xavi (xavi) | 64.92 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 24417. | Grzesiu (grzesiubonzo) | 64.91 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 24418. | PAWAN (pa_w_an) | 64.91 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 24419. | Occasionally Reddy (triforc... | 64.91 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24420. | Ahmad Gamal (agazzaz) | 64.91 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 24421. | Hellelujah (hellelujah) | 64.91 | 96% | 2014-01-31 |
| 24422. | Kirito (kirito) | 64.91 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 24423. | TAYAR (eltyar) | 64.90 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 24424. | Will (wfwcowboys) | 64.90 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 24425. | pat (pattyboy60) | 64.90 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 24426. | BeepBeep (corsairshadow) | 64.90 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 24427. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 64.90 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 24428. | vircatro (vircatro) | 64.90 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 24429. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 64.90 | 92% | 2013-09-20 |
| 24430. | Isszack (stinglikeabeaver) | 64.89 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |