I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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610. | J (irocamora) | 61.15 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
611. | Here you go (hereugo) | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
612. | Trent (tsteele07) | 61.07 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
613. | ALOK (alkkumar) | 61.04 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
614. | Abhay (at8109) | 60.88 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
615. | Will (qutipe) | 60.77 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
616. | Ajand (ajand) | 60.69 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
617. | Patrick (ugonnaeatthatcrois... | 60.55 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
618. | Lexx (nglexx) | 60.45 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
619. | гниль (kammarheit) | 60.41 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
620. | TinyTim (lavoiet) | 60.29 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
621. | Uladzislau (tumilok) | 60.09 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
622. | yixuan (ixuan) | 60.07 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
623. | Mark (markisimo) | 60.02 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
624. | Levi (birdsan) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
625. | g (egem) | 59.95 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
626. | cLone (kirina) | 59.86 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
627. | pz (pingzhi) | 59.70 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
628. | Alif (aliftheruslan) | 59.69 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
629. | rohan (rohan_verma__) | 59.65 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
630. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 59.39 | 94% | 2020-10-28 |
631. | Cynthia (cynbin) | 59.38 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
632. | Lucas (aiowdaow) | 59.14 | 93% | 2020-11-28 |
633. | Hoang (hoangama) | 59.11 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
634. | Swiggity (themoleinator) | 59.01 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
635. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 58.96 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
636. | Koigokoro (broen_dreams) | 58.92 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
637. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 58.73 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
638. | Gon (frixgon) | 58.71 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
639. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 58.63 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |