Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4768. | Nate (ricecakesss) | 54.89 | 93% | 2020-12-07 |
4769. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 54.88 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
4770. | Abe (abe_mustang) | 54.86 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
4771. | Nathan (nate_th3_gre4t) | 54.85 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
4772. | Sharow (shahr) | 54.85 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
4773. | pleazme (pleazy) | 54.84 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
4774. | tstats[prashik0] (prashik0) | 54.84 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
4775. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 54.84 | 93% | 2019-04-28 |
4776. | Device (device46) | 54.84 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
4777. | Sona (sonaa) | 54.83 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
4778. | Scalbi (scalbi47yrsold) | 54.81 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
4779. | danijel (psy1) | 54.80 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
4780. | Corwin (corwin) | 54.80 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
4781. | Anand (perlaanand) | 54.79 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
4782. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 54.78 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
4783. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 54.78 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
4784. | Kramen (kramen) | 54.77 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
4785. | cLone (kirina) | 54.77 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
4786. | Bachiri (bachiri) | 54.77 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
4787. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 54.77 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
4788. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 54.76 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
4789. | Egnar (egnar) | 54.76 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
4790. | Dan (dansheme) | 54.71 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
4791. | Eric (yuurrrrr) | 54.71 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
4792. | sothea (sothea9) | 54.69 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
4793. | Mahbub (fmmr001bd) | 54.69 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
4794. | DanGaL2017 (dangal2017) | 54.68 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
4795. | PkPenguin (pkpenguin) | 54.67 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
4796. | Tim (auticons) | 54.66 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
4797. | Riyo (riyonaldi) | 54.63 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |