And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28395. | Emmett (emot) | 65.24 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 28396. | tran vinh quang (boihanoi113) | 65.24 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 28397. | Stacy (stcyn03) | 65.23 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 28398. | fdafdsaf (testirovka) | 65.23 | 95% | 2022-05-18 |
| 28399. | Carson (ikryptici) | 65.23 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 28400. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 65.23 | 91% | 2012-05-19 |
| 28401. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 65.23 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 28402. | Alex ` (zcolby) | 65.23 | 91% | 2014-04-01 |
| 28403. | Ben (dabeniao) | 65.23 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 28404. | Solacer (solacerx) | 65.22 | 90% | 2016-05-14 |
| 28405. | Apple (apple192immortal) | 65.22 | 93% | 2022-06-13 |
| 28406. | Yoonsik (songcraft) | 65.22 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 28407. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 65.22 | 94% | 2021-06-21 |
| 28408. | Andrew (knightlongiv) | 65.22 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
| 28409. | Vivian (vivi) | 65.22 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 28410. | Pooja (poopooja) | 65.22 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 28411. | ajibz (ajibz) | 65.21 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 28412. | Cuong (qt1003) | 65.21 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 28413. | Marijan (chevap) | 65.21 | 91% | 2016-08-31 |
| 28414. | Max (nocoward) | 65.21 | 95% | 2014-07-28 |
| 28415. | Maciej (semenosik) | 65.21 | 94% | 2015-10-13 |
| 28416. | kiri (kiri) | 65.21 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 28417. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 65.21 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 28418. | Jenn (floxpotato) | 65.21 | 96% | 2011-09-10 |
| 28419. | Raeid (rudds1231) | 65.20 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 28420. | Skye W. (xpeq7) | 65.20 | 97.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 28421. | Rohan (rps13) | 65.20 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 28422. | Anonymous (hinkalus) | 65.20 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 28423. | Konrad (konradshadow1) | 65.20 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 28424. | shxtcxke (shxtcxke) | 65.19 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |