So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15658. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 75.45 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15659. | t (tvctft) | 75.45 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15660. | Deanna (thequeen) | 75.45 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 15661. | Steve (scuzzy) | 75.45 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 15662. | Anthony (antho17) | 75.44 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15663. | tstats[lzhong0119] (lzhong0... | 75.44 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 15664. | Connor (adefiantturtle) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 15665. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 75.44 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 15666. | jj (cloutmaester) | 75.44 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 15667. | James (jamesablack) | 75.44 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 15668. | edison (edisonfong123) | 75.44 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
| 15669. | Thibault (pmgett) | 75.44 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 15670. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 75.44 | 94% | 2013-09-07 |
| 15671. | Jared (jnishika) | 75.44 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 15672. | Ckh (theckh) | 75.43 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 15673. | ratgirl (0pter) | 75.43 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 15674. | Gilbert (molisafirefox) | 75.42 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 15675. | Sawyer (soldjaboy7895) | 75.42 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 15676. | Kirby (kirbylong) | 75.42 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 15677. | Basone01 (basone01) | 75.42 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 15678. | titu (mrg698) | 75.41 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 15679. | Elliot (mini_toh) | 75.41 | 95% | 2018-11-15 |
| 15680. | ethereal (serenitey) | 75.41 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 15681. | Ethan (theinternetkid) | 75.41 | 94% | 2012-03-25 |
| 15682. | Gmorcad (gmorcad) | 75.41 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15683. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 75.41 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15684. | Dudon (2fat2type2day) | 75.41 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 15685. | Victoria (vic10027) | 75.40 | 93% | 2011-08-29 |
| 15686. | micta (mictaangelin) | 75.40 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15687. | 🇧🇬️(⌐■_■) ... | 75.40 | 93% | 2014-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |