The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24889. | Duy (duypham90) | 64.48 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 24890. | a (vanazkan) | 64.48 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 24891. | Julian (jtuccidrums) | 64.48 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 24892. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 64.48 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 24893. | Ludfjig (ludfjig) | 64.48 | 89% | 2016-09-04 |
| 24894. | Sunny (ssg009) | 64.48 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 24895. | Are you using a (mechne) | 64.48 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 24896. | Frank (fanyang) | 64.48 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 24897. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 64.48 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 24898. | Isabella (miaowmanthos) | 64.47 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 24899. | Jakub (piorunpl) | 64.47 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 24900. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 64.47 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24901. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 64.47 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 24902. | Nurbek (cheburekkek) | 64.47 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 24903. | Vishal (vishal_kr_saw) | 64.47 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24904. | Hieu (lavatran) | 64.47 | 94% | 2014-09-12 |
| 24905. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 64.46 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 24906. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 64.46 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 24907. | breh (duclc) | 64.46 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24908. | Can (anqelican) | 64.46 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 24909. | inipro (inipro) | 64.46 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 24910. | Potet (potetaaker) | 64.46 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 24911. | Chris (integrus) | 64.46 | 93% | 2012-11-25 |
| 24912. | Alberto (alberto) | 64.46 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24913. | LyFe (elvislin036) | 64.45 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 24914. | Lucidsan (lucidsan) | 64.45 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 24915. | Josue (yhosug7) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24916. | John (xobot) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24917. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24918. | Tonya (tagama2) | 64.45 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |