The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16716. | stimo (stimo) | 77.31 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
| 16717. | jacob (nalyly) | 77.31 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 16718. | Irfan (irfani) | 77.31 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 16719. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 77.30 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 16720. | Gianfranco Cordova (finstaa) | 77.30 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 16721. | Saenk (whosyourjay) | 77.30 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 16722. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 77.30 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 16723. | SLJX (sljx) | 77.30 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 16724. | Margaret (margaret) | 77.30 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 16725. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 77.29 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 16726. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 77.29 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 16727. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 77.29 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 16728. | Ivan (pop5a) | 77.29 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 16729. | Harui (haruihiro) | 77.29 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 16730. | Domas (seductivesloth) | 77.29 | 96% | 2014-08-03 |
| 16731. | Lucas (des_vegas) | 77.29 | 99% | 2012-03-07 |
| 16732. | The Beard (the_beard) | 77.28 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 16733. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 77.28 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 16734. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 77.28 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 16735. | Ali (ali_jammal) | 77.28 | 96% | 2015-03-10 |
| 16736. | 2 (two_d) | 77.28 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 16737. | TC (kingwirch) | 77.28 | 89% | 2015-05-14 |
| 16738. | Kiet (kiethuynh) | 77.28 | 96% | 2015-09-09 |
| 16739. | Colemak (gageduke) | 77.28 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 16740. | Ryan (epicryan87) | 77.27 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 16741. | Andoot (andikke) | 77.27 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 16742. | mercy (mercy_13) | 77.27 | 97.5% | 2023-05-23 |
| 16743. | Zerond (zerond) | 77.27 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16744. | amule (amulelernen) | 77.27 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 16745. | Gordon (crazyjugglerdrummer) | 77.27 | 90% | 2013-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |