So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3769. | speedy (stanleyzhang124) | 103.41 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 3770. | Soul-Light (soul_light) | 103.41 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 3771. | (zambodia) | 103.41 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 3772. | (gdeacon7) | 103.41 | 98% | 2014-04-06 |
| 3773. | (cmihai) | 103.41 | 91% | 2016-09-22 |
| 3774. | (batterypowered) | 103.41 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| 3775. | (artoftypingfast) | 103.40 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3776. | . (xtypscer) | 103.40 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3777. | (yjhuoh) | 103.39 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 3778. | jonny (jlun23) | 103.38 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 3779. | (hoho_au) | 103.38 | 91% | 2014-04-22 |
| 3780. | Arun (arun808) | 103.38 | 99% | 2022-05-20 |
| 3781. | (ddragoons) | 103.37 | 99% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3782. | (patrickg3) | 103.36 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 3783. | (falseenvision) | 103.35 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3784. | (llongamy) | 103.35 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 3785. | Yami (yamiph) | 103.34 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 3786. | (immikeylee) | 103.34 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3787. | Joe (kingtoad) | 103.34 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 3788. | (sanel) | 103.34 | 98% | 2013-11-11 |
| 3789. | (shazer2) | 103.34 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
| 3790. | (mrusnak) | 103.33 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 3791. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 103.33 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 3792. | Jennifer (jennifersun) | 103.32 | 92% | 2012-09-05 |
| 3793. | (glyph@divmod.com) | 103.32 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 3794. | (amandavg) | 103.32 | 90% | 2012-10-22 |
| 3795. | A (dicktucker) | 103.31 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 3796. | (felixdd) | 103.31 | 92% | 2017-04-01 |
| 3797. | (quitlessfus) | 103.31 | 95.7% | 2024-04-28 |
| 3798. | (enwillia) | 103.31 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |