The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3876. | (kickenwang) | 106.76 | 97% | 2013-07-08 |
| 3877. | (joe_froggy) | 106.76 | 95.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 3878. | (xcoder) | 106.76 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 3879. | (jonday87) | 106.76 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 3880. | (baruk) | 106.74 | 99.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 3881. | (tonimorrison) | 106.74 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 3882. | (soda1) | 106.73 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3883. | (welneco) | 106.72 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 3884. | (casey_anthony) | 106.72 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
| 3885. | (rrher131) | 106.71 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 3886. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 106.69 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 3887. | (emh_sk) | 106.68 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3888. | (panthera) | 106.68 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 3889. | (vegetto1126) | 106.66 | 96% | 2012-08-24 |
| 3890. | (batangsenang) | 106.66 | 98.8% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3891. | (aznpanda764) | 106.66 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 3892. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 106.65 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 3893. | (phib0nacc1) | 106.64 | 99% | 2011-07-09 |
| 3894. | (slave2dave) | 106.64 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| 3895. | (eat_water_type_fast) | 106.63 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 3896. | (leonhardeuler) | 106.63 | 94% | 2012-10-11 |
| 3897. | (hoppstwo) | 106.63 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3898. | (xuefei) | 106.62 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 3899. | (blossomhelen) | 106.62 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3900. | (phlegmatic) | 106.62 | 100% | 2013-08-27 |
| 3901. | (izzi_e) | 106.62 | 90% | 2012-12-24 |
| 3902. | (vtec_kicked_in) | 106.60 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 3903. | (pogfrog1) | 106.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| 3904. | (huynhcongminh) | 106.60 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3905. | WhITelion (whitelion2) | 106.60 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |