I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7586. | Anders (andersg1) | 97.14 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7587. | Sakib (sakibkhan) | 97.14 | 97% | 2017-08-21 |
| 7588. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 97.13 | 99% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7589. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 97.12 | 96.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 7590. | Bogxrt (jeophardyc) | 97.11 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 7591. | Chaewon LE SSERAFIM (raz3124) | 97.11 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7592. | Devin (eulertour) | 97.11 | 99% | 2025-12-13 |
| 7593. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 97.10 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 7594. | Fatima (fati1333) | 97.10 | 98.2% | 2025-05-01 |
| 7595. | John (greetings_gentlemen) | 97.10 | 99% | 2023-11-01 |
| 7596. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 97.10 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 7597. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 97.10 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 7598. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 97.09 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 7599. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 97.08 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 7600. | xjkan (xjkan) | 97.08 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 7601. | Siddesh (sid58) | 97.08 | 95% | 2017-02-24 |
| 7602. | Everbright (kingforce) | 97.07 | 97.8% | 2024-07-20 |
| 7603. | Whats (whatsderivative) | 97.07 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7604. | Emmie (boiski) | 97.07 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 7605. | alex (ay1259) | 97.06 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 7606. | josh (qicksilver) | 97.06 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7607. | Ella (amhaissup) | 97.05 | 99% | 2026-03-17 |
| 7608. | Sam (sam77777) | 97.05 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 7609. | How r u? (apololzed) | 97.05 | 100% | 2020-06-20 |
| 7610. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 97.04 | 99% | 2018-11-04 |
| 7611. | karovD (icevenom2) | 97.04 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 7612. | Diego (ihyy) | 97.03 | 100% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7613. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 97.03 | 99% | 2023-11-02 |
| 7614. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 97.03 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 7615. | TheTypers (reducer) | 97.02 | 97% | 2025-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |