And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9325. | sidd (siddvader) | 99.01 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9326. | (jkas62) | 99.01 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 9327. | (samuelnsh) | 99.01 | 98% | 2013-06-20 |
| 9328. | (saltspork) | 99.00 | 93% | 2015-11-06 |
| 9329. | (morex) | 99.00 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 9330. | (eager69) | 99.00 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9331. | (calintz03) | 98.99 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 9332. | (qtreadzsd) | 98.99 | 89% | 2015-03-29 |
| 9333. | (ookami3) | 98.99 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 9334. | (whtuwantfrom) | 98.99 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 9335. | (aurash) | 98.99 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9336. | (bigboyrick) | 98.98 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9337. | Eric (airicc) | 98.98 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9338. | (telken_is_co0l) | 98.98 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 9339. | (branscor) | 98.98 | 99% | 2015-03-26 |
| 9340. | twitch.tv/dudeuter (dudeuter) | 98.98 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 9341. | (nix_) | 98.95 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 9342. | Juan (isayuno) | 98.95 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9343. | (kingace) | 98.95 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 9344. | (gardenlye) | 98.95 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
| 9345. | (kortonx3@gmail.com) | 98.95 | 93% | 2014-04-02 |
| 9346. | (el_santo_cachon) | 98.94 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9347. | (gmgrhythm) | 98.94 | 97.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 9348. | (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 98.94 | 98% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9349. | (koitanami) | 98.94 | 99% | 2019-04-11 |
| 9350. | (stever) | 98.94 | — | 2008-08-15 |
| 9351. | Joshua (the3point14) | 98.94 | 92% | 2016-03-01 |
| 9352. | (thady) | 98.93 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 9353. | (epicgamer6969420) | 98.93 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9354. | (ratedvcu) | 98.93 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |