So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13229. | FrostTaco (frosttaco) | 79.56 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 13230. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 13231. | Des (desl) | 79.56 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| 13232. | Дидакус (didacus) | 79.56 | 100% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13233. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 79.56 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 13234. | Ian (manwichqt) | 79.56 | 98% | 2012-12-29 |
| 13235. | Ryo (falcon5525) | 79.56 | 94% | 2016-07-22 |
| 13236. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 79.56 | 98% | 2016-08-06 |
| 13237. | Thomas (thethomaszhou) | 79.55 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 13238. | Bob (wjonahw) | 79.55 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 13239. | Salad (saladspoon) | 79.55 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 13240. | Nicholas (insufferablegoat) | 79.55 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 13241. | Volman (dcr3f) | 79.55 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 13242. | Jerrin (dvorak_is_superior) | 79.55 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 13243. | Guest (fonzus) | 79.55 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 13244. | Joe (grimeson) | 79.55 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 13245. | DN (jerricw) | 79.54 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 13246. | Sniper (mr_schmooze) | 79.54 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 13247. | zyyy (zyyyyyyyz) | 79.54 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 13248. | kingabababa (kingabababa) | 79.54 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 13249. | Kuba (lostnamexd01) | 79.54 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 13250. | Lauren (laurentypes) | 79.54 | 99% | 2014-05-04 |
| 13251. | Piet (jompie) | 79.54 | 99% | 2016-09-12 |
| 13252. | taylor (vudu) | 79.54 | 93% | 2013-03-12 |
| 13253. | Jesu (desekraetorr) | 79.54 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
| 13254. | Eurot (blahblah) | 79.54 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 13255. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 79.53 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 13256. | hoji (hojilee) | 79.53 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 13257. | Nathan (hewittdallas) | 79.53 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 13258. | burn (burnpalada) | 79.53 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |