So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 267. | road to 130 (playscrabble) | 139.66 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 268. | Fat (dirtypeenor) | 139.62 | 100% | 2011-12-20 |
| 269. | (baileyasset) | 139.62 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 270. | NoQuit (no_quit1) | 139.39 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 271. | :/ (badtyper5) | 139.33 | 100% | 2017-11-05 |
| 272. | Brian (bchiu) | 139.33 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 273. | Jacqui (jazqui) | 139.30 | 97% | 2012-01-31 |
| 274. | Nigel (3l81n50) | 139.30 | 98% | 2012-10-07 |
| 275. | Hejhejhej (morsanhej) | 139.24 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 276. | tailcatch (tailcatch) | 139.14 | 99% | 2022-04-24 |
| 277. | (gokewho) | 139.10 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 278. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 138.90 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 279. | bitny (brittanergh) | 138.90 | 98% | 2012-03-28 |
| 280. | Octahedron (rule9) | 138.87 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 281. | Lord (lordduran) | 138.82 | 96% | 2014-11-17 |
| 282. | (mxbluebaby) | 138.77 | 97% | 2014-09-27 |
| 283. | (king_sam) | 138.75 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 284. | Wiggle (insy2) | 138.72 | 99% | 2011-09-29 |
| 285. | Andrew (andrewhan) | 138.67 | 96% | 2017-03-10 |
| 286. | Fouracle (devilz91) | 138.52 | 92% | 2011-11-16 |
| 287. | Yitz (zintegy) | 138.46 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 288. | Aura (themodin) | 138.46 | 97% | 2013-10-18 |
| 289. | ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (pbnl2) | 138.45 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 290. | So you have chosen DEATH (m... | 138.45 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 291. | trapinch_ (fortissim2) | 138.36 | 99% | 2022-12-26 |
| 292. | bread (breadbubble) | 138.29 | 98% | 2015-06-04 |
| 293. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 138.15 | 98.8% | 2025-04-01 |
| 294. | Bob (bobthefrog) | 138.13 | 100% | 2012-06-04 |
| 295. | (_champ_) | 138.10 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 296. | (speedracergo) | 138.06 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |