So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14717. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14718. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 76.92 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 14719. | Jan (smilingjan) | 76.92 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14720. | Stop (stopcheating) | 76.92 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
| 14721. | Blunz (blunz) | 76.91 | 92% | 2015-03-29 |
| 14722. | रेलगाडी (path... | 76.91 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 14723. | xcz (xcz05) | 76.91 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 14724. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 76.91 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 14725. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 76.91 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 14726. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 76.91 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 14727. | evan (zhouyifan0904) | 76.90 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 14728. | Burint (brenolz) | 76.90 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14729. | Kushina (mukachaz) | 76.90 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 14730. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 76.90 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 14731. | Chong (chongkim) | 76.90 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 14732. | im (baongoc124) | 76.90 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14733. | BBB (beermindnor) | 76.89 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 14734. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 76.89 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14735. | Porcrastination (procrastin... | 76.89 | 95% | 2013-09-01 |
| 14736. | Jack (jwjordal) | 76.89 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14737. | Jacob (king_clizzy) | 76.89 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14738. | ama (pcfcace) | 76.89 | 97.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14739. | Samuel (sssamuel) | 76.89 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 14740. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 76.89 | 89% | 2011-11-20 |
| 14741. | onyto (onyto) | 76.89 | 99% | 2019-03-27 |
| 14742. | Shut (heisenberg) | 76.89 | 97% | 2013-06-10 |
| 14743. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 76.88 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 14744. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 76.88 | 90% | 2014-01-02 |
| 14745. | ilrj (ilrj) | 76.88 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 14746. | Bailey (berk) | 76.88 | 99% | 2015-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |