So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13467. | jmzg (jmzg) | 79.01 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 13468. | Karzal (lazrak) | 79.01 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 13469. | Jess (thegirl) | 79.01 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 13470. | Seek (seekheart) | 79.01 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
| 13471. | Sukun (merc7paul) | 79.01 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 13472. | Sh.t (crackracer) | 79.01 | 90% | 2013-10-07 |
| 13473. | CP44 (cp44) | 79.01 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 13474. | lev (lev_x64) | 79.00 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 13475. | action (action234) | 79.00 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 13476. | Abid (lumish) | 79.00 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 13477. | Gavin (beansandtea) | 79.00 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 13478. | Jordan (jsmagat) | 79.00 | 92% | 2012-05-08 |
| 13479. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 79.00 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13480. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 79.00 | 96% | 2012-11-17 |
| 13481. | Span (spanargoman) | 78.99 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 13482. | DP (entreri47) | 78.99 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| 13483. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 78.98 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13484. | Nima (eramthgin) | 78.98 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13485. | Eric (symtomps) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 13486. | Jeffrey (vivagardner) | 78.98 | 95% | 2015-02-15 |
| 13487. | kinesis (kinesis) | 78.98 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 13488. | gummi (gummi) | 78.98 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 13489. | biotox (biotoxz) | 78.98 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
| 13490. | Aye (aexerz) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 13491. | (monpre) | 78.97 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 13492. | Ganesh (prasadgan) | 78.97 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 13493. | NAFSHT (nafsht) | 78.97 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| 13494. | nomin (nomiin) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 13495. | Cres (crespear) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 13496. | 𝙣_𝙞_𝙩_𝙧_𝙤 (r... | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |