So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29477. | (vjustin) | 52.90 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 29478. | (sharifuniversity) | 52.90 | 90% | 2014-08-12 |
| 29479. | (mittalmar) | 52.90 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 29480. | (guts0321) | 52.90 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
| 29481. | (delilah) | 52.90 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 29482. | (flapk) | 52.89 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 29483. | (slipperyudder) | 52.89 | 91% | 2016-01-15 |
| 29484. | (engineer) | 52.89 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 29485. | (abdo5bxx) | 52.88 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 29486. | (klipsy) | 52.88 | 93% | 2013-08-16 |
| 29487. | (nvctis) | 52.88 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 29488. | (thomy188) | 52.88 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 29489. | (sxylxy) | 52.88 | 91% | 2013-07-15 |
| 29490. | (namtracire) | 52.88 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 29491. | (brentboy) | 52.88 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 29492. | (acemaverick) | 52.88 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 29493. | (depota) | 52.87 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 29494. | (sandigocita) | 52.87 | 94% | 2021-08-01 |
| 29495. | (legaltyper) | 52.87 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 29496. | Kareem (kimocool) | 52.87 | 87% | 2015-04-14 |
| 29497. | (aadee) | 52.87 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 29498. | (ryan626165) | 52.87 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| 29499. | (dtsaltas) | 52.87 | 89% | 2016-02-20 |
| 29500. | (tommy27) | 52.87 | 92% | 2013-08-27 |
| 29501. | (nik631_0) | 52.86 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 29502. | (b0z0) | 52.85 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 29503. | (diana47) | 52.85 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 29504. | blue (partly_cloudy) | 52.85 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 29505. | (surya_p) | 52.85 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29506. | (angstt) | 52.85 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |