The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18280. | Jack (vexxor) | 76.92 | 98% | 2022-10-04 | 
| 18281. | Andrew (mhayes4701) | 76.92 | 97% | 2020-11-30 | 
| 18282. | kian (kianyang) | 76.92 | 95% | 2011-09-05 | 
| 18283. | Leo (ganlinqian) | 76.92 | 95% | 2025-05-07 | 
| 18284. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 76.92 | 99% | 2013-03-31 | 
| 18285. | rompetoto (azn_invazn) | 76.91 | 97.7% | 2024-12-17 | 
| 18286. | BigScoon (bigscoon) | 76.91 | 97.7% | 2025-01-28 | 
| 18287. | Darrick (mapleroasted) | 76.91 | 96% | 2022-02-11 | 
| 18288. | flip (mitchell_schultz) | 76.91 | 96% | 2011-05-20 | 
| 18289. | Sarah (pleb) | 76.91 | 94% | 2012-08-27 | 
| 18290. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 76.91 | 94% | 2017-05-04 | 
| 18291. | pikachu (pikachu_2001) | 76.90 | 96.7% | 2025-03-05 | 
| 18292. | Josh (firequake) | 76.90 | 94% | 2016-01-20 | 
| 18293. | Hendo (slimshadylfc) | 76.90 | 97% | 2021-04-20 | 
| 18294. | Shawn (swampert360) | 76.90 | 96% | 2014-06-11 | 
| 18295. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 76.90 | — | 2010-06-22 | 
| 18296. | zc (zczc) | 76.89 | 97% | 2024-05-15 | 
| 18297. | Firelord (jetray) | 76.89 | 98% | 2024-12-24 | 
| 18298. | Mark (madkaa) | 76.89 | 95.9% | 2023-11-22 | 
| 18299. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 76.89 | 98% | 2022-07-13 | 
| 18300. | jason (kimjongdos) | 76.89 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 | 
| 18301. | Mercenario (ddbill19) | 76.89 | 92% | 2012-06-12 | 
| 18302. | ༄༊࿆Lazy (siddharthmmore) | 76.88 | 99.2% | 2025-01-21 | 
| 18303. | Macey (maacey) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-11-23 | 
| 18304. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 76.88 | 96% | 2020-12-24 | 
| 18305. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 76.88 | 98% | 2018-08-02 | 
| 18306. | Savana (ssantos) | 76.88 | 96% | 2015-05-25 | 
| 18307. | Franco Lau (fran427) | 76.87 | 98% | 2025-04-08 | 
| 18308. | Number687 (number687) | 76.87 | 97% | 2025-06-30 | 
| 18309. | kc (kc067) | 76.87 | 97.3% | 2023-12-19 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |