And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23415. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 73.70 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 23416. | NO (longkiemphi) | 73.70 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 23417. | Ganzorig (ghostganzo) | 73.70 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 23418. | Spencer (thejawa) | 73.69 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
| 23419. | Billiams (kasspk) | 73.69 | 98% | 2014-10-21 |
| 23420. | Bradley (bradman41) | 73.69 | 94% | 2017-08-22 |
| 23421. | Bryan (branguz) | 73.69 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 23422. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 23423. | GG (ggfeed) | 73.69 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 23424. | Eddie (godzillasmash_99) | 73.69 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23425. | Jonathan (jrhe) | 73.69 | 93% | 2013-06-24 |
| 23426. | Alireza (sakura1987) | 73.69 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 23427. | Hill (hilltopgun) | 73.69 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23428. | Paco (frinciano) | 73.69 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 23429. | Racer (boyracer) | 73.69 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 23430. | S (1ext) | 73.69 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 23431. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 73.68 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 23432. | Bas (bas_hoeflaak) | 73.68 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 23433. | Arun (thenooboflegend) | 73.68 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 23434. | dornado (dornado) | 73.68 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 23435. | jason (kimjongdos) | 73.68 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23436. | Timothy (brittim) | 73.68 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 23437. | Saoubin (subin_) | 73.68 | 99% | 2015-10-07 |
| 23438. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 23439. | Jeremy (geekjeremy) | 73.67 | 100% | 2022-05-21 |
| 23440. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 73.67 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23441. | LUwU (luwu2310) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 23442. | terrible acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 73.67 | 96.2% | 2023-09-19 |
| 23443. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 23444. | Thomas (petropete) | 73.67 | 96% | 2014-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |