I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6518. | George (georgeracer1) | 100.33 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 6519. | JettDiff (jettdifff) | 100.32 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 6520. | laza (lazaabt) | 100.32 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6521. | drowez1 (drowez1) | 100.31 | 100% | 2019-11-20 |
| 6522. | River2Sea (ohsheetpizza) | 100.31 | 99% | 2022-05-21 |
| 6523. | Desi (_aka5h) | 100.31 | 97.7% | 2025-04-20 |
| 6524. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 100.30 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 6525. | Marty (mcflies) | 100.30 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6526. | jack (golduckz) | 100.29 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 6527. | masoniya (masoniya) | 100.28 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6528. | CALIBER (risen_one) | 100.28 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 6529. | Timothy (adral) | 100.27 | 97.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 6530. | Borges (borgesbourgignon) | 100.27 | 98.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6531. | Benjamin (benjamin_gee) | 100.27 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 6532. | Tyler (exilereject) | 100.27 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 6533. | Catalz (catalz) | 100.27 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 6534. | kim (kimblimblimz) | 100.26 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 6535. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 100.26 | 99% | 2022-11-18 |
| 6536. | Timothy (tli450) | 100.25 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 6537. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 100.24 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 6538. | itari (itari) | 100.24 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 6539. | lyh (ling2847) | 100.24 | 97.1% | 2024-12-09 |
| 6540. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 100.24 | 93.9% | 2024-04-14 |
| 6541. | Spraito (spraito) | 100.24 | 98.2% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6542. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 100.24 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6543. | Sandermaine (sandermaine) | 100.24 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 6544. | tris (trisywc) | 100.22 | 99.4% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6545. | Eugene (mineugene) | 100.22 | 99% | 2017-02-08 |
| 6546. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 100.21 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 6547. | David (styrofoamboots1) | 100.21 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |