The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4887. | Alexey (achabunin) | 56.97 | 96% | 2011-08-24 |
| 4888. | Tim (eternalwind) | 56.96 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 4889. | Chris (cheetah_1st) | 56.96 | 97% | 2013-06-17 |
| 4890. | Serguk (serguk) | 56.95 | 95% | 2011-10-06 |
| 4891. | biswajit (devil2000) | 56.95 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4892. | Ig (igordykhta) | 56.95 | 97% | 2011-10-12 |
| 4893. | wei (weiduan) | 56.95 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 4894. | jay (jay_s) | 56.95 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 4895. | alex (mrashmellow5274) | 56.94 | 94% | 2023-07-03 |
| 4896. | Jay (dervinos) | 56.94 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 4897. | Hazem (zomaaa23) | 56.94 | 94% | 2021-11-27 |
| 4898. | Seunghun (inferior) | 56.94 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 4899. | Ray (rayghaddad) | 56.93 | 93% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4900. | Sujith (suji251) | 56.93 | 100% | 2013-02-27 |
| 4901. | Nguyen (nguyennam2712) | 56.93 | 97% | 2012-05-04 |
| 4902. | Miras (miras14) | 56.93 | 95% | 2019-09-16 |
| 4903. | Choi (virtualsphere) | 56.92 | 93% | 2015-07-05 |
| 4904. | Kimberly Aster (kimberlyaster) | 56.92 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 4905. | lex (lexzaid) | 56.92 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4906. | Max (cowboy_max10yt) | 56.91 | 95% | 2023-08-17 |
| 4907. | digyourownhole (digyourownh... | 56.91 | 81% | 2016-11-13 |
| 4908. | Isak (izak_47) | 56.91 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 4909. | Migs (m1gs) | 56.91 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 4910. | Hoan (einherjar006) | 56.91 | — | 2008-09-27 |
| 4911. | William (williamyue) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 4912. | Tumpor (tumpor) | 56.91 | 91% | 2016-02-02 |
| 4913. | Hans (hanschan2007) | 56.91 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 4914. | Alex (awb101) | 56.90 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 4915. | thomas (imveryslowsorry) | 56.90 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 4916. | kris (kriskarm) | 56.90 | 99% | 2015-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |