The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30237. | cj (vinkk) | 53.29 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 30238. | Max (mamix) | 53.28 | 93% | 2021-03-27 |
| 30239. | Bryan (undulatus) | 53.28 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 30240. | Aswin (aswin994) | 53.28 | 84% | 2016-06-24 |
| 30241. | fatality (anurag9911) | 53.27 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 30242. | Neeraj (neeraj1) | 53.27 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 30243. | Ugluk (ugluktheorc) | 53.27 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 30244. | xkaban (xkaban) | 53.27 | 88% | 2014-07-15 |
| 30245. | Akhil (akhilkm) | 53.27 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 30246. | Do (tai230) | 53.25 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 30247. | Spart (spart) | 53.25 | 88% | 2013-12-18 |
| 30248. | Mikael (linduxed) | 53.24 | 93% | 2011-07-02 |
| 30249. | cutybuon (cutybuon) | 53.24 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 30250. | Ekpanya (puek) | 53.23 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 30251. | 紫夕橋 (s04416) | 53.23 | 97% | 2013-11-24 |
| 30252. | Kim (klapsley) | 53.23 | 95% | 2012-01-02 |
| 30253. | Veera (veera_venkat) | 53.22 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 30254. | Kimberly Aster (kimberlyaster) | 53.22 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 30255. | gustr (gustr) | 53.22 | 91% | 2012-01-04 |
| 30256. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 53.22 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 30257. | John (ruslan) | 53.21 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 30258. | pravar (pravar) | 53.21 | 91% | 2013-05-24 |
| 30259. | Devil (nohtyp) | 53.21 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
| 30260. | M (lanc_1337) | 53.20 | 95% | 2022-05-28 |
| 30261. | Jordan (peanut81494) | 53.20 | 91% | 2014-01-29 |
| 30262. | AYOUB (ayoub_dkhissi) | 53.19 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 30263. | Tung (conifer) | 53.19 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 30264. | Kokoro (yuuna_) | 53.19 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 30265. | memento_mori (_memento_mori_) | 53.17 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 30266. | thinh (congtu2002c) | 53.17 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |