The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18734. | (cicada_3301) | 73.48 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 18735. | (grey2) | 73.47 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 18736. | (martoi) | 73.47 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 18737. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 73.47 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 18738. | (robosote) | 73.47 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 18739. | (mistermayhem) | 73.47 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 18740. | (lneedham22) | 73.47 | 98% | 2014-05-01 |
| 18741. | Apsylon (apsylon) | 73.47 | 97.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18742. | (arbitori) | 73.47 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 18743. | (mehranm) | 73.47 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 18744. | (derivatives) | 73.47 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 18745. | (schmepper) | 73.47 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 18746. | (hexetera) | 73.47 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 18747. | (maplesyrup789) | 73.46 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 18748. | Blue (rodtypes) | 73.46 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 18749. | (jayderby) | 73.46 | 95% | 2015-01-10 |
| 18750. | Killyan (killyan) | 73.45 | 94% | 2014-03-24 |
| 18751. | (jude_) | 73.45 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 18752. | (steegecas) | 73.45 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 18753. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 73.45 | 96% | 2014-06-20 |
| 18754. | (pogomurphisk) | 73.45 | 96% | 2014-05-14 |
| 18755. | (bridinho10) | 73.45 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 18756. | Graham (grayham11) | 73.45 | 95% | 2020-04-16 |
| 18757. | asdf (floydian) | 73.45 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 18758. | (casibella) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 18759. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 73.44 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
| 18760. | (ransomware) | 73.44 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 18761. | (jetthrower) | 73.43 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 18762. | Spartacus (galvarino) | 73.43 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 18763. | (bromanswagboy) | 73.43 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |