And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15096. | Shan (liushanen) | 87.72 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 15097. | ruksun (nocredit) | 87.72 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 15098. | Matt (turtlespin) | 87.71 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 15099. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 87.71 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 15100. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 87.71 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 15101. | Ryan (nryankim) | 87.71 | 95% | 2014-10-22 |
| 15102. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 87.71 | 96% | 2016-06-30 |
| 15103. | kai (master_kai) | 87.71 | 96% | 2013-09-27 |
| 15104. | Athan (athan29) | 87.71 | 98% | 2014-09-13 |
| 15105. | unfityetruly (unfityetruly) | 87.70 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15106. | andy (ajggormly) | 87.70 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 15107. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 87.70 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 15108. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 87.70 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15109. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 87.70 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 15110. | Brage (brasa95) | 87.70 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 15111. | Paul (nukraine) | 87.70 | 96% | 2015-12-02 |
| 15112. | DKTang (killnoevil) | 87.69 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 15113. | backspacechud (novacainr) | 87.69 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 15114. | Chris (enbows) | 87.69 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 15115. | Philip (lindeman) | 87.69 | 95% | 2013-11-13 |
| 15116. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 15117. | Peter (melydron) | 87.69 | 88% | 2012-02-23 |
| 15118. | yy (vilhelmlam) | 87.69 | 96% | 2014-02-15 |
| 15119. | twój (visionaryblender) | 87.69 | 85% | 2017-01-11 |
| 15120. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 87.69 | 99% | 2012-05-04 |
| 15121. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 87.68 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 15122. | Philip (teardust) | 87.68 | 97% | 2013-04-21 |
| 15123. | BRUH (rabonh) | 87.68 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 15124. | Ernif (ernif) | 87.68 | 89% | 2014-09-15 |
| 15125. | Moses (moses_) | 87.68 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |