The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16134. | (mikey5882) | 77.64 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16135. | (thiennnt2021) | 77.64 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 16136. | (samnibbelink99) | 77.64 | 96% | 2016-12-09 |
| 16137. | (ggayowsky) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 16138. | (pherric0xide) | 77.64 | 93% | 2011-11-21 |
| 16139. | (54tpb) | 77.64 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 16140. | (prodiicate) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 16141. | (lonerusher) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 16142. | (yeminaung1927) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 16143. | Andy (zettsengir) | 77.63 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 16144. | (platypus517) | 77.63 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16145. | (babyeatingatheist) | 77.63 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
| 16146. | noah (noahdj) | 77.63 | 95% | 2014-03-02 |
| 16147. | (rngyy) | 77.63 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 16148. | (borny) | 77.63 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 16149. | (bonboy) | 77.63 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16150. | Gregory (gregstar123) | 77.62 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 16151. | (convenientalbatross) | 77.62 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 16152. | ahmed (killko44) | 77.62 | 95.7% | 2023-09-06 |
| 16153. | (nayefk) | 77.62 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 16154. | (clairvoyantdom) | 77.62 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 16155. | (chronic_cross) | 77.62 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 16156. | (veljkoz) | 77.62 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 16157. | (yolo_s_wag) | 77.62 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 16158. | (notinkham) | 77.61 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 16159. | (linkinben158993) | 77.61 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 16160. | (wanglihong) | 77.61 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 16161. | (stay_safe) | 77.60 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 16162. | Vape (cambo234) | 77.60 | 96% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16163. | (snowk49) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |