I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5938. | Sveaty (krubdavis) | 98.48 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 5939. | Great (synergy__) | 98.48 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 5940. | neko (nekobot) | 98.48 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5941. | Shroom (ezshroom) | 98.48 | 98% | 2026-03-12 |
| 5942. | Henrik (hest0) | 98.47 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 5943. | Balint Mogyorosi (balintgab... | 98.46 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 5944. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 98.46 | 97% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5945. | Xriasp (xriasp) | 98.45 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 5946. | SLOW AF ;) (hetavr) | 98.45 | 97.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5947. | bro called saul (bigswagllord) | 98.45 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 5948. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 98.44 | 99% | 2018-10-13 |
| 5949. | l502x (l502x) | 98.44 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 5950. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 98.43 | 98.3% | 2025-04-26 |
| 5951. | chaedr (chaedr) | 98.43 | 97% | 2023-12-07 |
| 5952. | James (wajes) | 98.43 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 5953. | Raphael (shimahon) | 98.43 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 5954. | silversurfer002 (silversurf... | 98.41 | 98% | 2025-10-04 |
| 5955. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 98.41 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 5956. | Ramboooo (killingtype) | 98.41 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 5957. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 98.40 | 98% | 2026-04-01 |
| 5958. | 😀 (brettkavanaughcj) | 98.40 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5959. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 98.40 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 5960. | Stampe (disiple009) | 98.40 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5961. | b (bb741) | 98.39 | 98% | 2024-11-09 |
| 5962. | Seagull (sea_gull) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5963. | 🔸Tornadox🔸 (riddickbr) | 98.39 | 97.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5964. | D (dschrad) | 98.39 | 98% | 2017-01-21 |
| 5965. | Ryan (ryanmc99) | 98.38 | 96.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5966. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 98.37 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5967. | Hiruku (utopia_hater) | 98.37 | 98.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |