The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18677. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 74.12 | 96.9% | 2023-09-19 |
| 18678. | Maanas (maanas29) | 74.12 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 18679. | Carlos (motumbo) | 74.12 | 95% | 2012-08-25 |
| 18680. | parth (parthb) | 74.12 | 93% | 2014-05-16 |
| 18681. | Asgeir (magx) | 74.12 | 92% | 2013-04-15 |
| 18682. | Vivi (veevaa) | 74.11 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 18683. | Ryo (itzroseblack) | 74.11 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 18684. | Srihari (crazysriharii) | 74.11 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 18685. | Omer (okirnap) | 74.11 | 93% | 2017-01-13 |
| 18686. | Spass (c6h12n2o6) | 74.11 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 18687. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 74.11 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 18688. | sharp (quotextx) | 74.10 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 18689. | Lino (lgomez) | 74.10 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 18690. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 74.10 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 18691. | __Deaw (commandeaw) | 74.10 | 98% | 2012-11-09 |
| 18692. | hendra (cemploen_23) | 74.10 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 18693. | Syazwan (killervirus) | 74.09 | 94% | 2020-12-07 |
| 18694. | omar (33freezing) | 74.09 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18695. | Sungmin (noblesmk) | 74.09 | 88% | 2014-03-22 |
| 18696. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 74.08 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 18697. | Kevin (infern0) | 74.08 | 88% | 2014-07-23 |
| 18698. | Jeff (websterjs) | 74.08 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18699. | Lawrence (emumoo) | 74.08 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 18700. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 74.08 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 18701. | Charles (cloudhaze) | 74.08 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 18702. | Greg (oppailoli) | 74.08 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 18703. | Curtis (cchan) | 74.08 | 95% | 2012-07-03 |
| 18704. | Emad (neymar985) | 74.07 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 18705. | Kade (kadazzle) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 18706. | Daniel (darthpikachu) | 74.07 | 91% | 2014-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |