As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 956. | snails (hovermind) | 125.45 | 100% | 2017-09-08 |
| 957. | Ton (2001or2) | 125.44 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 958. | Speedy (ml1326) | 125.44 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 959. | bzh (bzh_) | 125.42 | 98.6% | 2024-11-19 |
| 960. | brian (imfastafbooiii) | 125.40 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 961. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 125.40 | 98% | 2025-11-06 |
| 962. | Nicholas (ndonaldson) | 125.40 | 99% | 2019-08-02 |
| 963. | dion (dionpion213) | 125.39 | 99% | 2020-03-07 |
| 964. | Tam (tturner1960) | 125.38 | 100% | 2015-10-21 |
| 965. | Joel (joel6677) | 125.37 | 99% | 2026-02-19 |
| 966. | (cooldude_) | 125.37 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 967. | ImSoSlow (beanut) | 125.36 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 968. | Benji (bmhowie2011) | 125.33 | 97% | 2017-01-11 |
| 969. | boshhead (ligaturem) | 125.29 | 99.3% | 2025-02-11 |
| 970. | patpatpat (patpatpatv3) | 125.28 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 971. | Jimbo (notjimmy972) | 125.27 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 972. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 125.26 | 98.8% | 2024-07-11 |
| 973. | Meh (meh321) | 125.24 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 974. | Guest (sweetheart1217) | 125.19 | 100% | 2016-01-14 |
| 975. | James (unbranded) | 125.19 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 976. | (nutmuffen) | 125.18 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 977. | Antoni (aachh) | 125.14 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 978. | Connor (plouffe) | 125.14 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 979. | Arjun (thepoodoo) | 125.14 | 96% | 2015-05-17 |
| 980. | (scaphism) | 125.11 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 981. | Joeart (joeart) | 125.10 | 99% | 2025-07-25 |
| 982. | Jason (jbb817) | 125.09 | 95% | 2016-09-10 |
| 983. | Folklore (folklore1989) | 125.04 | 97.8% | 2024-04-11 |
| 984. | Kakarot_DB (kakarot_db) | 125.04 | 97.9% | 2024-12-05 |
| 985. | Priscilla (simplyscience) | 125.03 | 97% | 2016-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |