Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2678. | William (willmart16) | 108.88 | 99% | 2023-08-02 |
| 2679. | Justin (rkenshin) | 108.88 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 2680. | Herman (pyrophilic) | 108.87 | 99% | 2014-04-25 |
| 2681. | Jacky (jackyx5724) | 108.86 | 98% | 2011-05-30 |
| 2682. | Onionkreb (onionkreb) | 108.86 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 2683. | Edward (edreeseg) | 108.86 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| 2684. | Arjun (thepoodoo) | 108.85 | 98% | 2013-06-03 |
| 2685. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 108.85 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 2686. | uʍop sı dn (obsession) | 108.84 | 97% | 2012-08-25 |
| 2687. | discord# unsalek (mustafa_r... | 108.82 | 96.8% | 2023-07-28 |
| 2688. | Alehero (alehero) | 108.81 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 2689. | Bill (buck1249) | 108.81 | 99% | 2015-02-10 |
| 2690. | (voidhowl) | 108.81 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 2691. | Rachael (sweetjanexx) | 108.81 | 96% | 2011-07-25 |
| 2692. | matt (n0tr4b) | 108.81 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 2693. | MattheusUK (mattheusuk) | 108.81 | 97% | 2013-05-30 |
| 2694. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 108.80 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2695. | asdf (shrug) | 108.79 | 98% | 2011-11-11 |
| 2696. | Caddar (caddar) | 108.78 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2697. | MICHAEL (dawndus) | 108.78 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 2698. | Aakash (staticxy) | 108.77 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2699. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 108.77 | 99.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 2700. | Sokka (cactus_juice) | 108.76 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 2701. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 108.75 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 2702. | Keys (zarmycin) | 108.75 | 96% | 2013-12-23 |
| 2703. | Kay (elamind) | 108.75 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 2704. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 108.74 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 2705. | matt (gogipls) | 108.73 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 2706. | Batman (batmanr) | 108.72 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2707. | Seven (sevenupr91) | 108.72 | 98% | 2014-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |