So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27301. | Ulambayar (ulmaa) | 57.29 | 89% | 2013-01-16 |
| 27302. | BRUH (rabonh) | 57.29 | 86% | 2017-02-20 |
| 27303. | adase11@yahoo.com (adase) | 57.29 | 92% | 2012-07-28 |
| 27304. | Glenn (glenn72290) | 57.28 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 27305. | M.T. (tung) | 57.28 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 27306. | Ben (cerzi) | 57.28 | 88% | 2012-02-18 |
| 27307. | Alex (alex_yarets) | 57.28 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 27308. | Margal (hersent) | 57.27 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 27309. | Paw (pawan42) | 57.27 | 94% | 2019-02-06 |
| 27310. | Vivek (v234singh) | 57.27 | 89% | 2011-08-31 |
| 27311. | Ragnar (ragnar000lothbrok) | 57.27 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 27312. | IDfeetu (idfeetu) | 57.27 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27313. | Anna (annath0mp) | 57.27 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 27314. | Eldorb (eldorb) | 57.27 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 27315. | Joan (johngomez84) | 57.27 | 85% | 2017-03-23 |
| 27316. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 57.27 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| 27317. | Dominic (elitebeast) | 57.26 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27318. | Erik (rocketdog_23) | 57.26 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 27319. | Tabby (tabbytsu) | 57.26 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27320. | Abie (pearlie05) | 57.26 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 27321. | Veronika (kikinh) | 57.26 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 27322. | tam (tamraincoat) | 57.26 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 27323. | Andy (arox) | 57.26 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 27324. | Sina (sfarhangdoust) | 57.25 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27325. | Larry (shudo13) | 57.25 | 95% | 2020-05-28 |
| 27326. | Qwerty (benpace) | 57.25 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 27327. | Vera (vera12) | 57.25 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 27328. | Ian (ian1045) | 57.24 | 87% | 2015-04-29 |
| 27329. | Fabio (fl1410) | 57.24 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 27330. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 57.24 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |