Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4003. | Neil (niko_4506) | 58.63 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 4004. | Andy (andy2639le) | 58.62 | 95% | 2017-11-04 |
| 4005. | Gordon (99m9) | 58.61 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4006. | Kevin (kevchinois) | 58.61 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4007. | john (johanwo) | 58.60 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4008. | Mateusz (savket) | 58.59 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 4009. | Soul (wrecked_911) | 58.58 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4010. | Klajoonas (klajoonas) | 58.58 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4011. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 58.54 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4012. | Huang (nvnqsr) | 58.54 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 4013. | Anish (chekaruru) | 58.53 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4014. | shahrukh (shahrukh77) | 58.53 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4015. | Zeff (itszeff) | 58.52 | 93% | 2019-08-06 |
| 4016. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 58.52 | 94% | 2018-11-04 |
| 4017. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 58.50 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 4018. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 58.50 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4019. | Noah (kikesmustdie) | 58.49 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4020. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 58.45 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4021. | Can (cankerim2) | 58.44 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 4022. | Hakuna (ohanaislove) | 58.43 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 4023. | Frederik (drift5) | 58.43 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4024. | Divu (divdev25) | 58.42 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4025. | Hamza (nerodine) | 58.37 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 4026. | Hat (wellhatchedone) | 58.37 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4027. | Corey (hank0cean) | 58.36 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 4028. | djole (djole) | 58.34 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4029. | Kilisus (kilisusaura) | 58.32 | 94% | 2019-01-19 |
| 4030. | Zatarc (zatarc) | 58.32 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 4031. | Harry (snoopy790304) | 58.30 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 4032. | Marc (runawaypork) | 58.30 | 93% | 2018-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |