So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10659. | Alex (xaxaike) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 10660. | engine (syncorex) | 84.24 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10661. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 84.24 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 10662. | sirloc (sunsinghny19) | 84.24 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 10663. | Eskil (eskizzle) | 84.24 | 92% | 2014-04-17 |
| 10664. | Can (canibanoglu) | 84.24 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 10665. | Daniel (swift_keys) | 84.23 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10666. | Sigmund (sir_renardwil) | 84.23 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10667. | Literature (20120623) | 84.23 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 10668. | Baron (awkungen) | 84.23 | 94% | 2012-11-08 |
| 10669. | Trichpe (jakich9) | 84.22 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10670. | David (redgate7) | 84.22 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 10671. | . (evanisme) | 84.22 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 10672. | Rob (buffedwow) | 84.22 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 10673. | Viet (matcanloi) | 84.22 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 10674. | Henro (k1n912211) | 84.22 | 92% | 2015-09-03 |
| 10675. | Kiiryuu (kiiryuu) | 84.21 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 10676. | binaypau (binaypau) | 84.21 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10677. | Jonathon (mcint1j) | 84.21 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 10678. | Hannah (handsuh) | 84.21 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 10679. | Greg (dietsche_colemak) | 84.21 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 10680. | Adam (aweadam) | 84.21 | 97% | 2011-06-27 |
| 10681. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 84.20 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 10682. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 84.20 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10683. | Louis (louislarry) | 84.20 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 10684. | j (oodeladoot) | 84.19 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 10685. | Ribub (mercury_millpond) | 84.19 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 10686. | Mustafa (mustafa257) | 84.19 | 96.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 10687. | alpha (alpha_stream) | 84.19 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 10688. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 84.19 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |