The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4515. | (elouiise) | 104.14 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 4516. | (friendofpyrex) | 104.14 | 98% | 2011-08-06 |
| 4517. | (superstardjkioke) | 104.13 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 4518. | (asforoneday) | 104.13 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 4519. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 104.12 | 99% | 2023-02-07 |
| 4520. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 104.12 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 4521. | (bayemirov) | 104.12 | 99% | 2021-02-18 |
| 4522. | (therapy) | 104.12 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 4523. | Rob (rstefanic) | 104.11 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4524. | (shricory) | 104.11 | 88% | 2015-11-04 |
| 4525. | (dayzstroy) | 104.10 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4526. | (dubbz) | 104.09 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 4527. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 104.09 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 4528. | (chaoticdefendant) | 104.08 | 93% | 2016-08-30 |
| 4529. | (hpfredz) | 104.08 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 4530. | (kburchfiel) | 104.07 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 4531. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 104.06 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4532. | Damyian (kight) | 104.06 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4533. | (mtv37) | 104.05 | 86% | 2016-08-21 |
| 4534. | Michael (mouzshin) | 104.05 | 95% | 2014-07-12 |
| 4535. | River (river_zastory) | 104.05 | 92% | 2013-03-10 |
| 4536. | (ryanbogert) | 104.04 | 97% | 2012-02-05 |
| 4537. | Gian (gianiuigi) | 104.03 | 97% | 2015-05-29 |
| 4538. | (minecraftaholic) | 104.01 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 4539. | (guyti) | 104.01 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4540. | (burz7) | 104.01 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 4541. | Helix (last_in_kahoot) | 104.00 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 4542. | elend (elendwalt) | 104.00 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4543. | bokchoy (bok_choy) | 104.00 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4544. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 104.00 | 99% | 2012-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |