I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6992. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 95.33 | 96.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 6993. | Santiago (skavel) | 95.33 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 6994. | Pandee (pandee69) | 95.33 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 6995. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 95.33 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 6996. | Jack (supremerar) | 95.32 | 97% | 2024-09-08 |
| 6997. | Laniel (tubs248) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 6998. | Sean (drherpdederp) | 95.32 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 6999. | Bremerton (bremerton) | 95.32 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 7000. | Pokimane Simp (tallpants) | 95.32 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 7001. | J (jl94) | 95.31 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 7002. | not actually (sexist) | 95.31 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 7003. | Simon (simkin) | 95.31 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 7004. | a (ierfth) | 95.31 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 7005. | dann (raclino) | 95.30 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 7006. | Requious (requious) | 95.30 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 7007. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 95.30 | 90% | 2017-04-26 |
| 7008. | Acrilcy (acrilcy) | 95.29 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 7009. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 95.29 | 96.5% | 2024-01-16 |
| 7010. | Pisit (compisit) | 95.29 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 7011. | ja (jachan99) | 95.29 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 7012. | Filip (sucicf7) | 95.29 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 7013. | Martin (kierandaywalkerr) | 95.29 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 7014. | Juice (4804210474) | 95.28 | 96% | 2025-06-25 |
| 7015. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 95.27 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 7016. | Dev (sident) | 95.27 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7017. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 95.27 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 7018. | Sasa (sasazel) | 95.26 | 99% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7019. | Weiqi (abwuhd) | 95.26 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 7020. | Dim (watlerwhite) | 95.26 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 7021. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 95.26 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |