Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 852. | (cookieface) | 124.24 | 97% | 2013-09-01 |
| 853. | (truce) | 124.24 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 854. | wy (randumbtyper) | 124.24 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 855. | (scraex) | 124.22 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 856. | (igid) | 124.21 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 857. | (cronichazel) | 124.19 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| 858. | (py_loris) | 124.19 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 859. | Steeroids (steeroids) | 124.19 | 98% | 2012-06-22 |
| 860. | (imdabait) | 124.17 | 99% | 2012-04-23 |
| 861. | (mulpen1) | 124.16 | 96% | 2019-03-25 |
| 862. | (schnook) | 124.14 | 97% | 2011-10-11 |
| 863. | (dldking) | 124.11 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 864. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 124.10 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 865. | (fianchetto123) | 124.10 | 99% | 2016-09-10 |
| 866. | (shaebay) | 124.08 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 867. | (wuzzuppeeps) | 124.08 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 868. | (kidkoder) | 124.07 | 99% | 2014-05-11 |
| 869. | (zer0motive) | 124.06 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 870. | (vicissitudes2) | 124.06 | 97% | 2015-01-10 |
| 871. | Minh (lminh) | 124.03 | 98% | 2014-06-09 |
| 872. | (lewpur) | 124.02 | 94% | 2016-04-30 |
| 873. | (samiznasty) | 124.01 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 874. | owo (typemaster) | 123.99 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 875. | (netcreatured) | 123.98 | 98.5% | 2023-08-11 |
| 876. | testament to a different ag... | 123.97 | 96% | 2013-06-18 |
| 877. | (framed_phoenix) | 123.97 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 878. | (camclarke) | 123.97 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 879. | Jon (skautomatic) | 123.95 | 94% | 2014-01-23 |
| 880. | (username_s) | 123.95 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
| 881. | matt (drakkus) | 123.92 | 90% | 2015-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |