The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 636. | (solinvictus) | 131.48 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 637. | (schnook) | 131.47 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 638. | (kebabking) | 131.45 | 99% | 2014-02-03 |
| 639. | (habitual) | 131.43 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 640. | (yung_lucid) | 131.35 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 641. | (newslowkeyboard) | 131.31 | 100% | 2021-01-02 |
| 642. | (vincentevoid) | 131.30 | 99% | 2016-08-16 |
| 643. | Matthew (matthewkol186) | 131.28 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 644. | (scaphism) | 131.26 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 645. | (mildnast) | 131.25 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 646. | (dvorak_ftw) | 131.21 | 98% | 2016-07-01 |
| 647. | (ccocoa) | 131.21 | 98% | 2013-08-13 |
| 648. | (chillb0) | 131.20 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 649. | (vinke) | 131.19 | 98% | 2016-05-13 |
| 650. | (dmizzy) | 131.17 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 651. | (hiao) | 131.17 | 95% | 2014-05-30 |
| 652. | (mxbluebaby) | 131.16 | 97% | 2015-03-16 |
| 653. | (kidkoder) | 131.16 | 98% | 2014-02-28 |
| 654. | (fugu) | 131.15 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 655. | Karen (motsak) | 131.12 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 656. | AL (rob43) | 131.11 | 99% | 2011-11-25 |
| 657. | (scumbagshamantv) | 131.07 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 658. | (tsg1120) | 131.06 | 99% | 2011-11-16 |
| 659. | (pig_thief) | 131.05 | 99% | 2021-06-23 |
| 660. | (ze_goggles) | 131.04 | 97% | 2012-07-22 |
| 661. | Alexander (nomak) | 131.03 | 99% | 2016-06-10 |
| 662. | (gospell) | 131.02 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 663. | Phire (phire) | 131.01 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 664. | Alexander the Great (zachcr... | 130.99 | 98% | 2012-10-23 |
| 665. | (sekk) | 130.99 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |